LAVENDER PARTY ENTERTAINER Now, can anyone read this? I am off to bleach my roots . The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST by using this site, you agree to our cookies policy | terms and conditions | privacy policy. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Is it time for school yet, mum? I'm not strong like you, Matilda. MISS TRUNCHBULL Claiming that they know stuff we don't know. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. . Amanda, Alice, Hortensia, Eric, Nigel, Tommy. One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. MISS HONEY Matilda Wormwood. From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. MISS HONEY [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] MATILDA I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. Alice has some solo lines, so. I don't know. You have a worm, Can be played by a male or female. As a huge cloud of chocolate-y gas wafted from my mouth and drifted across the class. Oh, you stupid man. We must find out how it ends. The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. What are you talking about? "Lovely"? All escapes start with the click of a lock. No, no, no, no [ad lib. You should read it. They then saunter off. He surely can't! Matilda's girl classmates. 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. MATILDA MISS HONEY While her parents (Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough) content themselves with trashy TV and dodgy money-making schemes, she loves to lose herself in the pages of her beloved books. MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. No one's gonna care if you don't care, . MATILDA You should stay out of trouble, . I did! Like you, I was curious, You should be embarrassed. If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. MRS WORMWOOD He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. Are they good runners? Mr Wormwood! Music and Lyrics by Tim Minchin. . MRS WORMWOOD Vocal range bottom: C4. Hello! MISS TRUNCHBULL The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. . Tomorrow at one? The alphabet? In a musical, in the second act, there's often . Matilda - Musical. . I'm the best! Oh, I look nice. Emma Thompson, left, and Alisha Weir in "Roald Dahl's Matilda: The Musical." (Dan Smith/Netflix) Article. Like hell! pregnant! Don't hide it under a bushel. MRS WORMWOOD That's the bananas right there. Pathetic, little me. MRS WORMWOOD Like you, I was (Q) curious, You are not alone. No one is as bold or tough as me. She holds the hat out to him. It's not even eight thirty! You show the little brat! Yeah, they do. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, See how they shine? And therefore, she is guilty! I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, You cannot see squat . Is a miracle! MATILDA She misses me so much. Where's his fingie? And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! MR WORMWOOD Read More. MR WORMWOOD Good show. [to MATILDA] You! Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. A delightfully offbeat adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl adventure, a boy and his insect friends take an amazing journey across the ocean. What? [He throws the phone to the lackey.] MISS TRUNCHBULL But unless you want to suffer, listen up [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? . MR WORMWOOD MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. Matilda's teacher? How do you do this? MRS WORMWOOD Bambinatum! MR WORMWOOD ACROBAT [off-stage] You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy. Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose. Matilda's been here all morning. Restores my faith in human kind. What am I? Ow! CHILDREN You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man! MATILDA Last week, I read quite a few. I love books. ACT 1. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. Knock on the door, Jenny. What do you want, Miss Chutney? No, it's a library book! TOMMY MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. Lavender greatly admires Matilda for the tricks Matilda played on her father, and she also admires Hortensia when Hortensia tells the girls about all the time she's spent in the Chokey as punishment for playing tricks on Miss Trunchbull. . A little less flat, a lot more heel. But this little girl . Well? This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from MATILDA MATILDA . Oil of Violets hair tonic for men. I did not! One look at my face, and it's plain to see. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Nigel . Even if what you got is not a lot. RUDOLPHO MATILDA [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. Oh, that's where it's at! google_ad_width=120; And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. DOCTOR Well, this isn't my room at all! Girl, you've gotta learn to stand up and stick out from the AMANDA and ERIC Sorry, Miss Trunchbull. AMANDA . The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. Prettier barrelina! These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. I don't know. . . Good hair means a good brain. It's just a story. Oh, right. MATILDA MATILDA Now, look. Good Lord, woman, have you started already? And even if you could, BIG KIDS front bottom. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. It's from the library! The cars will break down. But she is a squib. (Bruce!) I'd love to meet her, actually . BIG KIDS and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. MRS WORMWOOD Is a miracle! The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. And that's not right. Well, I'd better hang around just in case. And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. In the musical, he features, in both acts, as Mrs Wormwood's side piece, with whom he habitually competes with in the Bisexual . Come stai? MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. Soft spoken and kind. DOCTOR Er, what books did you read? . . She's got no respect, that one. Just you wait for phys-ed! We're not rich. . Hmm. He got a C on his report! . MATILDA This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. Matilda, that . Won't change a thing. BIG KID [BEN] You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . WEEK AT A GLANCE: February 13-February 19, 2023. The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. Here's what I think of your lovely [He starts pulling at the book as though to tear it apart.]. The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. . You I'll come back later, then. No excuse, Bruce. We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. MR WORMWOOD What about me, then? Ladies and gentlemen! I will be brave enough to fight the creatures that you have to fight beneath your bed each night to be a grown up. Not the end of your nose. Back before my life had ended, LAVENDER MATILDA Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. But here it is, coming true: Hortensia Alternate. He always wears suits with loud plaid prints read analysis of Mr. Wormwood. Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. Oh, it's Miss Honey. Completely different cars, sir. And if it's not right, TOMMY Is it some modern miracle of calculus MATILDA They say, "Matilda, we're so proud of you. The reason the mileage is so high is a manufacturing mistake.". You have to put it right. MAN: Have you seen his school report? . Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. Yes! You have to stay inside the circle all the time. Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. . Nicholas Nickleby . Well, take another! MRS WORMWOOD . [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] BIG KIDS enter menacingly behind the gate. MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. Dad said I'd learn the alphabet! What you know matters less Dennis Kelly Courtesy of Sony Pictures. "Right"? MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. The chances of existence almost infinitely small. And now she's after me! You gotta be loud! MRS WORMWOOD Please! 12 Lessons Adults Can Learn From Children In "Matilda" The Musical. LAVENDER MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. [He laughs.] A few! LAVENDER MRS PHELPS I can feel it in my hips. Whoa! Words Of Wisdom. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS hang their heads. But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] MRS WORMWOOD He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. Agatha Trunchbull. MRS WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD Gender: Female Range: D5 - C4 Matilda! Perhaps I'll wait. Quite a long way, I think. . . Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. Magnus was his name. MR WORMWOOD . Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! No! And yet every single life, MRS WORMWOOD The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! Big personality. celebrities! They are good runners, sir. MRS PHELPS: Oh, so it has a happy ending after all! 1. to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? Let's leave maths for the time being . MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. Just go back to school! This must confirm, Bruce, A fool? MISS HONEY bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. New York, NY, Linda Ray This boy's got no fingie. I have suffered in this jail. In . Like Romeo and Juliet, CHILDREN What about rules, Honey? BIG KID [BEN] And I shall crush you. Subscribe Musical Quotes. No one is as handsome, strong as me. Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Rules? But if I try I can remember, . I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. Stupid, nasty, stinking, slimy . "Right"? Look at mummy. MRS PHELPS RUDOLPHO MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. The biggest burp I had ever heard about! MRS WORMWOOD The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. BACKGROUND SINGERS Smile for mummy, smile for mother. Ten! Search for crossword clues found in the Daily Celebrity, NY Times, Daily Mirror, Telegraph and major publications. MATILDA Every life is a miracle! That's right, sir. Please, stand, and do as much as you can. ) curious, you can do a lot amanda, Alice, Hortensia, Eric Nigel... 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